...To further grind Moskowitz's point into your naive minds...
COLLEGE STINKS
I am the only Jewish girls in all my classes. Which is so flipping ironic cuz Queens is known as the "jewish college." Go figure. But I digress.
Some tips for the college freshman who are starting soon...
1.if you need to find parking. Get a SMART CAR. Parking a monster Chevy Lumina is not conducive to anything except for screaming at nobody in particular. and being late for class...
2. get a map of your campus. spinning around aimlessly amongst hoards of frolicking cows is so not fun... WOW memories of yam l'yam and cows...hahaha
3. eat eat eat eat
4. put ur phone on silent...so when esti moskowitz texts you that someone threw up all over her on the bus this morning, you dont get devil stares from the teachers assistant...
that is all my dear cybergalactic...
im off to amazon to be ripped off for stupid textbooks.
Darn Liberals...
thats all my loves...
Mwah.
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