im startin to wissh i go 2 toro 4 college!!
i x start college till sep 10th but wait and see whats gonna happen......

WELL I GUESS THIS IS TURNING INTO AN I HATE COLLAGE POST

SO WELL I STARTED COLLAGE TONIGHT AND YA SOME HERE THERE IS NO PARKING SO ME IN MY HUGE MINIVAN IS CIRCLING AROUND AND AROUND TRYING TO FIND A SPOT BUT THERE IS NO WHERE TO GO!!
TIP # 3425 FOR COLLAGE JITTERS
I WAS ALL WORRIED THAT NO ONE WOULD WANT TO BE MY FRIEND BECAUSE I AM JEWISH BUT DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT BECAUSE SOMEONE WILL MAKE A CRACK ABOUT YOU BEING JEWISH AND BEING THE ONLY JEWISH KID IN MY CLASS I HAVE TO LAUGH OR ELSE....................................... NE WAY GREAT FIRST DAY OF COLLAGE
WELL IT WAS REALLY ONLY ONE CLASS!!
EsTI kEsSlER

Ode To The College Girl

...To further grind Moskowitz's point into your naive minds...
COLLEGE STINKS
I am the only Jewish girls in all my classes. Which is so flipping ironic cuz Queens is known as the "jewish college." Go figure. But I digress.
Some tips for the college freshman who are starting soon...
1.if you need to find parking. Get a SMART CAR. Parking a monster Chevy Lumina is not conducive to anything except for screaming at nobody in particular. and being late for class...
2. get a map of your campus. spinning around aimlessly amongst hoards of frolicking cows is so not fun... WOW memories of yam l'yam and cows...hahaha
3. eat eat eat eat
4. put ur phone on silent...so when esti moskowitz texts you that someone threw up all over her on the bus this morning, you dont get devil stares from the teachers assistant...

that is all my dear cybergalactic...
im off to amazon to be ripped off for stupid textbooks.
Darn Liberals...
thats all my loves...
Mwah.

ANOTHER IMPORTANT POINTER!!

hey everyone, as a result of what happened to me today on the bus i believe that there is a couple of more pointers that i must share

5! if you take public transportation, make sure you always bring an extra pair of clothes in case the girl who sits right next to you decides to vomit her breakfast and some of last nights supper ALL OVER YOU. if you dont your lab partners will refuse to work with you due to the smell and you will end up with a bad grade. sigh.

oh and shmessler! i am the only frum girl in ALL of my classes here so heres a couple of pointers for you!

-if they ask any questions about your religion, whatever you do, DO NOT REPLY, that you are the chosen nation and the rest of the world will die in a fiery pit of hell for all of their sins and acts of blasphemus toward G-d. they dont really react well to that. lol

lol! but on a serious note- be nice and kind to whoever is talking to you so you dont make a chillul Hashem. make gedarim (like using the name Esther or Chester in my case) so it creates a feeling of seperation. oh and carry a large can of pepper spray wherever you go!!

-moskow

ola senioritas!

well for all of you guys who are worried about college starting, mine started last week!! so therefore i decided to help you guys out with some friendly pointers!!

1! when you meet someone new, dont ask them which jail they just got out of. they take offence. trust me.

2! if you are taking public transportation, stay out of the handicap seats!its those darn creepy old guys that end up sitting next to you and they are not less disgusting with age!

3! on the first day, make sure you bring a snack as well as a barf bag. nerves can get the best of you!

4! last but not least, when you start college, try really really really hard n0t to sound stupid. because in the end they will think that you are greedy and dont know the answer as to who you pay when you buy a house. the answer is not a real estate agent so dont even try that one! trust me!!!

well my fellow college mates i wish you the best of luck! may the force be with you!

-moskow
p.s (the correct answer to who you pay for when you buy the house IS the people who are selling the house. just in case :)

y hello!

i completly agree with kessler ive been doin the same thing of comin on here for entertainment! its on of the first things i do when i get on the computer besides for checkin onlysimchas of course!...what i enjoy hearin good news!lol! i cant beleive uy guys are startin already i'm startin after labor day iyh and im soooo scared! knowin me im probably gonna get lost but i hope i dont!
this was my forst offaical shabb at home this whole summer!... i thought u all sld know and be proud! i hope all of urs went well!

hey everyone
its me the one whos sis is geting married i picked up my gown today o lord girls i cant breath in it...so were gonna have little bathroom breaks that um im gonna take big breaths and go back in...lol so i hpe ur all coming ..crashing...and i went to my touro orientation the longest one in history...gd bless me....who ever is touro will know...or any other college...lol its gonna be intense...k k soo i ll talk to you all later...and today its green underwear (thats for u ruchis ...) lol miss ya

and im waiting for ur posts...
ttyl

leo.lily!!

helllllllllllllllllllooooooooooo!!!!

hey its Esti k so here i am every day i look excitinling at the blog for new stuff happning cuz i have nothing else to do all day and there is nothing new ever so i decided to post ... so hi everyone hope everyone summer is going well cuz mine is over this MONDAY!! i start collage on monday i am pertrified because i m going all by myself to all these classes with people prob not the same color as me if u know what mean but ya ne way im gonna go now but have a great night everyone!!

FISH are you in the same institute as moskowitz???

Chester has entered the building ladies and gentlemen

well everyone, as you know, today was my first day of college. and this was how id like to summerize my first day of school:

THE HORRA!!! OH THE HORRRARR!

the mixture of bus transportation, double dosages of 3 hour classes, and my nickname in its full glory, i might actually go out of my mind if i keep this up for sixteen weeks. THEREFORE i have a mission for you all! i need help. from my boredom. and having to make friends with 500 pound horhey. i need games, puzzles, or even a small anagram that will keep me guessing for hours.

HELP THE NEEDY. POST A PUZZLE TODAY!!!

and if you call now i will send you a free homework! thats right ladies and gents you heard me! a free homework! i give you my homework and you do it for me!!

and if you call in in the next ten minutes you get 2 free homeworks!! call now!!
lolololololololololololololololololoololololololololoololololololololololololololololoolololololol

p.s this is what i was thinking about in class today tee hee tee hee hee
p.p.s and as for my dvar torah i think our blog needs some more inspiration! vayidaber Hashem el moshe lamor!!!!!!!!!!! (insert shiffys dvar torah here;)

hey everyone!
k so you all should be really proud of me i filled up my car with gas at a self service pl. and yes it was my first time. whoo hoo!!! round of applause and a standing probation! of course no one told me that if you are paying with credit card you pay at the pump not inside so i go in like an idiot when the guy tells me i have to pay in cash. well didnt really have much on me and had no idea how much to give him so i just gave him all i had. yup 17 dollars he looked at me like i was nuts...well that was all the excitement for today. oh and moskowitz and i decided that our blog should have some inspiration lol so this week esti moskowitz will post a video of her saying a dvar torah. and no esti, you may not take fishs dvar torah from seminary!!! you know the one about how in israel the parsha is diff then in america...(btw thanks fish for your words of inspiration)
guys im leavin 2mrw (sniff...sniff) having separation anxiety already, gonna miss everyone!!! you all better call me if you know whats good for you (052-712-7301) dont leave me dangling by myself k
love ya all good night!!
chumi

really funny clips!! lets try it one day:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYZ6rbPU2M

halllooooo!

this is me tryin to look distracted while tpein on the computer....CYk!i had u all there for a moment!..../.just wanted to say hi and that i did nothin today but it felt beautiful cuz i havent done that in a while bh!

i lost all my contacts so can every1 please text me and tell me who they are!! todah!!!

excersize

today me and ruchy did a lot of walkin.....we walked from boro park to chumy from there to malka from there to leora and then bak to chumi....we were gonna walk to you esty and fish but shabbas was almost over and we had to be by chumi by the time shabbas was over....sorry maybe next time!!!

hey guys so as you know my sis wedding is in a week....please crassh eden palace aug 31st...!! im sooo exited any way it pouring outside and im stuck in a library waiting for it to stop raining!! ugh! lol btw i love the vids u guys put up im geting a kick out of them!! love ya
leo-lily

phone

guys does any1 have an old verizon phone i can have....my phone broke and i cant upgrade for another 3 months about!

conflict dance?

chums can u put our dance up too? im a lil embarrassed to see it again but... i wanna lol thank you!

chumi can you post my rabbi part also!! id LOVE to see it! :) LOL!

She Lost Her Baby

Ok for those of you who were there, or have heard the story repeated like 2 billion times...
just a little blast from the past. Its really short, and hard to see, but we all have the attention spans of 5 year old boys with ADHD so i think its perfect.
:-)))))))
i learned that face from Esti Mosk- i like to call it the fat smiley face...hence the chins.
Shes convinced its a verrrry happy face.

why i dislike crossing guards...

k so how many of you got yelled at my a 40 yr old crossing guard? probably not to many and let me tell you its no fun...well its really wasnt my fault the light was green and i was ready to turn and the crossing guard decide to just stand in the middle of the street. it wasnt like anyone was crossing that she had to hold traffic. well for those of you out there looking for a job that will give you power be a crossing guard!!!
chumi

chinese dance!

miriam heres the video of our dance that you wanted. enjoy!

six flags guy dancin!

how awesome is this?? i made chumi and nechama wait before we left the park so i can get a good vadio of him doin his dance!sigh!

fashion alert!

k so who wants to hear a funny story of today?!!...u dont really have a choice soo haha(that was the simspons laugh) k so i went with my mother and grandmother to lawerance today to go visit my gr8 aunt! as me and my mother are strollin down central ave we stop at a store that looked like it had cute stuff....so beinin as we are we picked up something cute and i go to try it on and for some odd reason it was really tight and soo were all the other sizes...i step out of the dressin room and my mother asked a lday for the next size and she takes one look at us....as she does this im finally loookin arpound the store and realize...at the same point where the other lady realized that we didnt realize.....it was a...KID STORE!ya true story!lol a poor little girl somewhere is gonna buy the dress i cldnt fit in to!sigh!

A little prayer goes a long way

ok guys

tomorow, one p.m, i am taking my college clep which, stupid me, have only started studying for it today. IF THERE IS NO PRAYERS SAId i will be, as ruchus tuchi puts it, screwed up the creeek without the paddle. yes. only i would realize how freakin hard clep tests are to take the day before im taking it. ONLY G-D CAN HELP ME NOW WITH YOUR HELP!

this message was sponsored by PBS in the "help esti, the poor sucker, with some prayers dudes"

thank you!

p.s if i fail i will know who didnt pray!! lol jk :)))))

i figured it out!!!!!! aaaaahhh lol k im exited i told you guys id blog somthing wild!! (ruchi) im wearing pink underwear!! aaaaaahhhh

Dancing Nachmaninites!

I thought everyone would enjoy this (especially you Esti)!

k so sabrina i dont know where you got the idea that you were txtin my dad but its was my cell lol so dont be so embarrassed....
anyway guys i just got my videos on to dvds. only have videos from play and on (for those of you who dont know the beginning of the yr got deleted.) well its on 7 cds!!! i tried watchin it on a laptop and for some reason we all look 10 times our size. i couldnt stop laughing. moskowitz, was watchin your scene in play and you look short and plump! hopefully it wont be like that on a regular dvd player. well i really wanna make you guys copies but not sure if ill have the time b4 i go ill figure it out though and get them eventually to whoever still wants. and for those of you goin to israel guess whos having movie night!!!
love ya all!
chumi

EMBARISSSSSED!!!

K chumi im afraid to txt u bc of what happened to me yesterday......sooooooooo I switched to my old phone bc left my charger in boston and wont get it back 4a week....so I dont have all my newer contacts in properly...anyways so I was txtn ruchie all day (and the texts went sumtn like this: "Tuuuuchisss? where are u?" etc.) , and I was wondering y she wasnt rplying. Finally i get a text from "ruchie" saying, "I think you have the wrong number".....1st i thought she was pulln my leg BUT THEN, I check my old phone and turns out i was txtn Chumi's FATHER!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! dnt ask! and fishlet, u have permission to call me a DITZ!..........anyways missn u ppl and lovn da blog! love, Sab

I JUST WANT TO SAY FOR THE RECORD I JUST POSTED AND IT DIDNT GET DELETED WOW THIS IS A NEW STAGE IN MY LIFE
--ESTI K

HEY!!!!

HEY EVERONE ITS ESTI K!!
FIRST OF ALL THANKS SO MUCH E/O WHO CAME TO THE WEDD I REALLY APPRECIATED IT NE WAY GUYS IM MISSING E/O SO MUCH WE MUST HAVE A REIOUN (HOWEVER U SPELL THAT ) NE WAY GOT TO RUN BUT IM ALSO SO GLAD WE MADE THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT A PROMOTION!!!!

k check this out i got a promotion at work yesterday....i now officially take ppl to the bathroom to pee in a cup!!!!lol its the most nauseating and nastiest thing ever all i can say is thank god for plastic gloves lol miss y'all
-molly

Of Runny Noses and Harmonies

hello hello hello earthlings.
Here I am, dangling in bed, in 95 degrees, with a cold. I feel like Fish...but I digress...
I was going through random seminary stuff and I found this...
hope it brightens your day :-)

I did it!!!!

yesshhhhhh! I am the all powefullest master of figuring out the blog!!!!!!
i sent ya'll invites to ur emails...check...if i didnt by accident then sign into the blog and edit the authoring settings, and invite ur email self...
hope it helps

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Hi nerds! I MISS U! why do i have to live so far... sniff... so basically, i just got home from camp yesterday. i was in camp for 7 whole weeks! but it was good, i loved it. hello i had a sick awesome time road trippin' with my sis and friend and im ready for the next one, so... ONE OF U GET ENGAGED! rick, if ur out there u know what im talking about lol. k gtg make something prob gross for lunch cuz i just started my diet over cuz i gained like 10 lb. in camp NO JOKE! ok bye!!!! MWA!!! -fishita bonita

hey!
so just wanna say im really excited that we started this blog. (ruchi great idea)
and i miss everyone like crazy you all better not forget me and leave me dangling next year.
fyi ruchi and berny are going out from my apt (im gonna play the mom or dad dependin on when the last time i went to natalya) you guys can come to...i'd offer mrs rosenbaums house but she already offered it to me so its taken. anyway im a lil bored here in brooklyn leavin for lakewood soon. the story of my life i think i should just tell everyone i live on the garden state prkwy. well i think i better go find my passport if i wanna go back to israel wish me luck! missing you all!
chumi

Miriam Devor

Oh man! i cant believe i missed esti's bro's wedding!!!! darn the stupid mountains, theres absolutely nothin to do here! well, i wish i was there and please put up pics of the bride, i know her!

AHHHHHAAALLOOOO! shina poonims!

shalom and welcome to the pictures of kesslers wedding!!twas a night to rememeber....lol i felt like i had to say that cuz you know how all bloggers write that and i didnt want to feel left out so i had to do it tooooooooo!!heheheheh i'm doin my evil finger slash hand gensture(nothing bad)(not usein it in the wrong sense)(so dont get any ideas)....lol so a lady smashed the back of my foot while dancin and i though i was bleedin but i wasnt then a lady starts twerlin me like theres no tomorow and the only excuse that i was able to get away was when i realized everyone was takin a picture so i kindly apologized and excused myself!then i by mistake puched someone as we were dancin!twas very entertainin!i had a gr8 time! the best part of it all...was... *cue the touchy feelin music*...... was.. sniff sniff... the free food!lol jk we didnt even eat!we were really good guests! by the by i think we tend to gather at free food convention..i.e... leo's sisters vort and now!lol! have an awesome day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzz

-Ruchie-

p.s by the by eden i joine the follwers but i dont know how to post from it so im just gonnna stick to this for now!

Signing into the spacefreak club

hey loves!!!
im being a little normal right now just so we can discuss matters of a shitckle importance
its realllllly annoying that we all sign into the same thing and then have to sign our names. so we should invite our email selves into the blog so we can comment and post from our own gmail accounts...
love you guys...
why the heck am i up so early!?!?!?!?
i think im gonna go wake molly up cuz its only 7:15 by her...
mwah.
Ed

contest

btw mosko looks like im winning the normal contest!! told ya im the most normal!! see ruchus.....

bernybaum

tonight me chumi ruchie crashed kesslers bros wedding! it was really nice seeing esty actually smile normally and see her w/ makeup and a gown(never imagined her to look like all "lady like").....moskow i was hoppin youd show up so that it would be the estys reunion.....guess wasnt meant to happen!!
it was really nice seein those that came!! every1 else was really truly missed!!
missin ya all!

hey guys! its molly omg im rolling ur way too hilarious!after a long stressful day at work this TOTALLY made my day:)miss you all tons and for all you east coast people ill be in NY this weekend!hope i get to see you...luv ya!

GREETINGS EARTHILINGS!

greetings fellow cybergalactic geeks!

how excited i am that we finally have a blog where geeks and cybers can all finally get along! my excitement levels are going up as we speak! beep boop bop beetoobop!

i am also coming to report that chicago has been freezing the whole summer. this picture is just proof of what i look here on these cold windy city days (because of the politics of course:) i have also been bored out of my mind. currently i have nothing to do but to blog about how bored i am. wow. im just bored reading this!

also WARNING! do not call my home phone that is listed in the yearbook! i repeat do not call! it is the wrong number! my home number is 773-463-0896 not 0893! if you call that number a nice mexican family will pick up. now you might be thinking- hey! maybe esti is really a mexican all along! i can assure you that my shnoz is 100% jewish. trust me. it can make shofer noises. i am the masiah!!! lol just kidding :)

keep blogging bloggers! and may the force....be with you. amen

bernybaum

hello everyone!
today i went to the dentist! for all those that dont know i LIVE at the dentist! every time i go i always have a cavity that has to get filled!
anyways today was a special day cuz......the dentist told me i have ZERO cavities!! :)
he was so shocked and proud of me!! (truth be told the real reason is bec all my teeth already have fillings in them!!!!) lol!!

o my goth guyth im like tho honored to be chothen for thith optimal posithion!the exth itement ith truly overwhelming.i dont know how to begin.....................................................well firthtly
just to let you guyth know ive been mithing you all i feel like we are lighyears away!
tho i am tho happy we have thith blog!!!!

luv ya!
and ps.for an outsider thith thounds like a lethbian blog!!
exth oh exth oh
duba

Awesome!!!

Guys!! This idea is major coolness!!!! but since wen is my name MIRIMA?? its MIRIAM for cryin out loud lol. So...wats up with all u chicks? for all u guys goin back to israel....waaahhhh!!! ur leavin so soon! were gonna miss u like not normal!!

This is what are blog choir would sound like if we had one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSMCKNkKyFA